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Royal Commission into "Sausage Gate" finally brings answers. A Royal Commission ordered and completed following the uproar of Bill Shorten's "Sausage Gate" incident which arguably lost Labour the election has found Shorten wasn't in direct violation of sausage sizzle protocol. The enquiry determined whilst Shorten's methods were highly unorthodox, the agreed upon consensus of consuming a sausage sanger from end to end only applied to folded bread sangers. Commissioner D.B Carson who chaired the

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